sometimes I think it would be really cute if roxy and dirk called jane
and for dave to get really upset that she won’t let him call her that
but rose can call her that too
she won’t let dave call her jc because he called her jc penny the first time they met and she made a ’ i’m going to stab you with a fork’ noise
also dave told her he could call him ds
but she said I already have a ds and decided she would just call him david to upset him
rose high fived her under the table for that
dave was upset
'that's not my name'
she doesn’t care
’ i’m going to stab you with a fork’ noise <= *wheezing laughter*
Ah Dave, Jane’s game is way too strong for you buddy. Just roll over and admit it.
dave is trying his hardest to be cool/ make her like him
dave is a weak turnip and jane is trying to toughen him up into rutabaga
by giving him the worst of her pranksters gambit
'david you are simply imagining all the scary murder piano music when you go to the restroom in the middle of the night'
' I would never try to scare you david'
'4 am is when I regularly get up to sharpen my knives david, DS usually joins me :B'
"dave is a weak turnip and jane is trying to toughen him up into rutabaga" omfg, are you trying to kill me?
# Homestuck, Dave asking John, to go with him to the bathroom, in the middle of the night,dude your hot mom, is really hot but also scary, halp
david would never ask john for help
john would join jane in the creepy piano music
every new bottle of aj would have the seal removed
he would not like him hitting on his hot mom
he hit on his own hot mom
he is banned from hot moms
even if john’s hot mom smells like sweet apple pie and vanilla ice cream
he has a fear boner
david isn’t even a turnip, he’s a tumbleweed now
gotta work his way back up to turnip
he wants to mac his way up to apple status but jane is very firm about not letting him get any legs up
she is mostly messing with him because he forgot to apologize
roxy wants to help, but is laughing to hard
dirk fist bumps jane whenever dave slinks away because dave must earn her affection
that’s like 4/5 hats right there on the dadbro meter of lessons that need to be taught
rose does not want anything to do with that unit of measurement
jc slowly begins to stand for JESUS CHRIST instead of Jane Crocker towards the end of this charade