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karkat eats his feelings away while thinking that john’s dad might think he’s an old crotchety predator with nasty fingers 

YOU
PERFECT
PERSON
YOU
NDALNZALZDLANZLDNALZNDLAZKNDAL
Okay, Gravity was difficult to write but, you know what? SO WORTH ITSO VERY MUCH WORTH IT, because looooook at thaaaaaaat (I can’t get over how you draw his face it is so loverly and his hairrrrrrr, looks so thick and ruffle-able). IT’S OKAY KARKAT I PREFER TO EAT MY FEELINGS AWAY TOO BUDDY I KNOW THAT FEELOooooh god fuck man how do I even begin to WORDS FOR THIS. 

# escl, Young Folks verse, johnkat, Homestuck, THE COLORS, THE FRECKLES, HIS HAIR HIS HAIRRRR I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT HIS HAIR, AND HIS NOSE, AND HIS BROWS, AND HIS ICE CREAM, NOW I WANT ICE CREAM TOO, man that looks like a tasty ice cream,submission
look at this cute writing dork get all excited
also karkat is going to get fat

also he get’s prettier every time I draw him

everlind:

karkat eats his feelings away while thinking that john’s dad might think he’s an old crotchety predator with nasty fingers 

YOU

PERFECT

PERSON

YOU

NDALNZALZDLANZLDNALZNDLAZKNDAL

Okay, Gravity was difficult to write but, you know what? SO WORTH IT
SO VERY MUCH WORTH IT, because looooook at thaaaaaaat (I can’t get over how you draw his face it is so loverly and his hairrrrrrr, looks so thick and ruffle-able). IT’S OKAY KARKAT I PREFER TO EAT MY FEELINGS AWAY TOO BUDDY I KNOW THAT FEEL
Oooooh god fuck man how do I even begin to WORDS FOR THIS. 

esclYoung Folks versejohnkatHomestuckTHE COLORSTHE FRECKLESHIS HAIR HIS HAIRRRR I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT HIS HAIRAND HIS NOSEAND HIS BROWSAND HIS ICE CREAMNOW I WANT ICE CREAM TOOman that looks like a tasty ice cream,submission

look at this cute writing dork get all excited

also karkat is going to get fat

also he get’s prettier every time I draw him

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NO, BUT LIKE IMAGINE AFTER THE WEDDING WHEN THEY GET BACK TO THEIR HOTEL ROOM 

JOHN SUCKING ON KARKAT’S FINGERS CAUSE THEY ARE STAINED WITH ALL THE SYRUP FROM THE HONEY PASTRIES

AND TRACING THE LINES OF THE HENNA ON KARKAT’S HANDS AND TRYING TO UNDO ALL THE LAYERS AND SASHES TO KARKAT’S RED AND WHITE ROBES

AND HOW JOHN CAN’T FIGURE IT OUT AND IS FRUSTRATED AND HAS TO STOP

 LOOKS UP AT HIS DISHEVELED HUSBAND AND HOW HIS SKIN JUST GLOWS IN COMPARISON TO HIS CLOTHES 

BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY HOW SOFT AND HAPPY HIS FACE LOOKS

JOHN JUST WANTS TO GET HIM OUT OF HIS CLOTHES AT THIS POINT AND KARKAT IS ENJOYING WATCHING JOHN SUFFER

IT IS PAYBACK FOR EMBARRASSING HIM EARLIER

JOHN GIVES UP TRYING TO GET IT OFF AND JUST ATTACKS THE OPEN SPACES ON KARKAT’S NECK

WHICH MAKES KARKAT TRY TO GET ALL THE BUTTONS OFF AS QUICKLY AND AS CAREFULLY AS HE CAN

BECAUSE IT WAS ORIGINALLY HIS DAD’S WEDDING GARB

AND HIS MOM SAVED IT FOR HIM BECAUSE IT WAS ONE OF THE FEW THINGS SHE HAD LEFT TO REMIND HER OF HIM AFTER HE DIED

AND HE DOESN’T WANT TO EXPLAIN TO HER THAT HE LOST A BUTTON AND HAVE HER GET ALL CRABBY ON HIM

JOHN HELPS HIM TAKE IT OFF AND PLACE THE PIECES ON A CHAIR IN THE ROOM AWAY FROM THE BED

AND THEY PRETTY MUCH JUST FUCK ALL NIGHT

WITH NAPS IN BETWEEN

WHERE JOHN JUST TRACES HIS FINGER AROUND KARKAT’S RING

AND THEY FEED EACH OTHER STUFF THE FAMILY MADE FOR THEM TO TAKE ON THEIR HONEYMOON

 AND JOHN JUST TELLS KARKAT

THAT THEY ARE ‘KINDA MARRIED NOW’ WITH THIS FUCKING SMILE THAT IS SO DOPEY AND HAPPY WHILE JUST HOLDING HIM IN A FUNKY CROSS LEGGED POSITION AND ROCKS HIM

 KARKAT MAKES A NOISE

LIKE THE INBETWEENS ARE REALLY SWEET

JOHN JUST KISSES UP KARKAT’S HAIRLINE AND HOLDS HIS FACE WITH THE EDGES OF HIS FINGERS 

SOMETIMES KARKAT BURIES HIS FACE INTO JOHNS NECK AND LAUGHS LIGHTHEARTEDLY BECAUSE HE IS SO RELIEVED

AND RUNS HIS FINGERS UP JOHN’S FLANKS TO TELL HIM THAT HE’S READY TO GO AGAIN

BUT INSTEAD OF JUST GOING AT IT JOHN IS LIKE NAH

AND JUST STARTS GIVING HIM THESE REALLY LIGHT PECKS STARTING FROM HIS FACE DOWN TO HIS FINGERTIPS AND THEN FROM HIS CALVES TO HIS HIPS

AND KARKAT IS JUST WATCHING WITH GIANT EYES   AND NERVOUS THIGHS THAT FEEL LIKE THEY ARE GOING TO CONVULSE

AND EVERYTHING IS JUST SUPER SENSITIVE BECAUSE THEY DECIDED THAT THEY WEREN’T GOING TO HAVE SEX FOR LIKE A MONTH BEFORE THE WEDDING

AND IN THAT SPAN

JOHN HAS PSYCHED HIMSELF UP ENOUGH TO SUCK KARKAT’S DICK

KARKAT CRIES

IN A

I AM TRYING WITH ALL MY MIGHT NOT TO FUCKING HIP CHECK YOU JOHN EGBERT BUT I SWEAR TO GOD SOMETHING HAS GOT TO GIVE SORT OF WAY

IT’S TERRIBLE

everyone always has sad humanstuck karkats with no family
I PREFER KARKAT TO HAVE A BIG EXTENDED FAMILY WITH GOD FATHERS AND AUNTIES AND ANNOYING COUSIN KANKRI AND A LOUD LEGALLY BLIND CRAB MOM WHO SEWS SHIT INTO HIS CLOTHES AND ADOPTS ARADIA AFTER HER DAD DIED IN A FREAK ACCIDENT AND THEY HAVE A VERY LOUD HOUSE
WITH BIG MEALS AT DINNER THAT EVERYONE ATTENDS AND KARKAT HAS TO SCREECH ACROSS THE TABLE TO GET SOMEONE TO PASS THE SALT
AND KARKAT IS VERY SWEET AND GETS HIS MOM HER FAVORITE CANDIES ON HIS WAY HOME FROM SCHOOL AND PUTS THEM IN THE FREEZER CAUSE THAT’S THE WAY SHE LIKES THEM
AND THEN KARKAT BRINGS JOHN HOME AND ISN’T SURE IF HIS FAMILY WOULD LIKE HIM UNTIL HE DECIDES TO TRY AND OUTPLAY SLICK ON THEIR GRAND PIANO IN THE LIVING ROOM AND IT TURNS INTO A PARTY
AND IT’S LIKE JOHN HAS BEEN THERE THE WHOLE TIME AND THEY LOVE HIM
AND WHEN THEY FINALLY GET MARRIED CRAB MOM DOES ALL THE HENNA DESIGNS ON KARKAT’S HANDS AND MAKES THESE SWEET HONEY DOUGH BALLS THAT ARE KARKAT’S FAVORITE
AND DURING JOHN’S SPEECH HE BASICALLY ADMITTED THAT WHEN HE MET KARKAT THE FIRST THING HE SAID WAS
DID THE CARPET MATCH THE DRAPES
BECAUSE HE HAS THIS FIERCELY RED HAIR AND DARK SKIN
AND THEN MADE A FACE THAT COMEDIANS USE WHEN YOU KNOW THEY ARE ABOUT TO SAY SOME SHIT
AND SAID 
YOU BET YOUR ASS THEY DO
AND KARKAT’S FAMILY HAS HIDEOUS LAUGHTER IN THE AUDIENCE
KARKAT ALMOST DOESN’T KISS HIM AT THE ALTER FOR THAT ONE
HE WAS SO MAD

everyone always has sad humanstuck karkats with no family

I PREFER KARKAT TO HAVE A BIG EXTENDED FAMILY WITH GOD FATHERS AND AUNTIES AND ANNOYING COUSIN KANKRI AND A LOUD LEGALLY BLIND CRAB MOM WHO SEWS SHIT INTO HIS CLOTHES AND ADOPTS ARADIA AFTER HER DAD DIED IN A FREAK ACCIDENT AND THEY HAVE A VERY LOUD HOUSE

WITH BIG MEALS AT DINNER THAT EVERYONE ATTENDS AND KARKAT HAS TO SCREECH ACROSS THE TABLE TO GET SOMEONE TO PASS THE SALT

AND KARKAT IS VERY SWEET AND GETS HIS MOM HER FAVORITE CANDIES ON HIS WAY HOME FROM SCHOOL AND PUTS THEM IN THE FREEZER CAUSE THAT’S THE WAY SHE LIKES THEM

AND THEN KARKAT BRINGS JOHN HOME AND ISN’T SURE IF HIS FAMILY WOULD LIKE HIM UNTIL HE DECIDES TO TRY AND OUTPLAY SLICK ON THEIR GRAND PIANO IN THE LIVING ROOM AND IT TURNS INTO A PARTY

AND IT’S LIKE JOHN HAS BEEN THERE THE WHOLE TIME AND THEY LOVE HIM

AND WHEN THEY FINALLY GET MARRIED CRAB MOM DOES ALL THE HENNA DESIGNS ON KARKAT’S HANDS AND MAKES THESE SWEET HONEY DOUGH BALLS THAT ARE KARKAT’S FAVORITE

AND DURING JOHN’S SPEECH HE BASICALLY ADMITTED THAT WHEN HE MET KARKAT THE FIRST THING HE SAID WAS

DID THE CARPET MATCH THE DRAPES

BECAUSE HE HAS THIS FIERCELY RED HAIR AND DARK SKIN

AND THEN MADE A FACE THAT COMEDIANS USE WHEN YOU KNOW THEY ARE ABOUT TO SAY SOME SHIT

AND SAID 

YOU BET YOUR ASS THEY DO

AND KARKAT’S FAMILY HAS HIDEOUS LAUGHTER IN THE AUDIENCE

KARKAT ALMOST DOESN’T KISS HIM AT THE ALTER FOR THAT ONE

HE WAS SO MAD

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john is the worst

I… I… are I just. Wow.
Okay. Uh.
Wow.
Look AT THAT I CANNOT FUCKING DEAL WITH THIS BECAUSE I LOVE YOUR SHOULDER FRECKLES SO MUCH TINA AND THEY HAVE SHOULDER FRECKLES IN THIS *____* Also also also ALSO Karkat’s face is… really… amazing… gorgeous… HIS HAIR AND THAT SMILE if that isn’t a come hither smile I’m a lamppost. Neck kisses JUST SLAY ME WHY DON’T YOU <3<3<3<3 (also can we talk about Karkat’s profile his NOSE OH GOD YES and the colors the colors )

GEEZ IT’S LIKE YOU WANT ME TO BLUSH LIKE CRAZY
karkat is also genuinely handsome when he smiles
hehehe

everlind:

john is the worst

I… I… are I just. Wow.

Okay. Uh.

Wow.

Look AT THAT I CANNOT FUCKING DEAL WITH THIS BECAUSE I LOVE YOUR SHOULDER FRECKLES SO MUCH TINA AND THEY HAVE SHOULDER FRECKLES IN THIS *____* Also also also ALSO Karkat’s face is… really… amazing… gorgeous… HIS HAIR AND THAT SMILE if that isn’t a come hither smile I’m a lamppost. Neck kisses JUST SLAY ME WHY DON’T YOU <3<3<3<3 (also can we talk about Karkat’s profile his NOSE OH GOD YES and the colors the colors )

GEEZ IT’S LIKE YOU WANT ME TO BLUSH LIKE CRAZY

karkat is also genuinely handsome when he smiles

hehehe